Yeah, right. "Brothers". And Bob Dylan's my uncle. No, really...

I suppose you will next claim that Lepus Rex is actually a human being, not a rabbit, and that Spaw is a woman... masquerading as...well...a dumbass male member for life of the NYCFTTS, to put it kindly.

And that Matt R is actually older than Clinton Hammond. Or that he is Kendall's kid brother.

I don't buy any of it. You don't fool me!

- LH