"Shite"? Oh, please, not that again! Would John Wayne say "shite"? Would MAV? It's just not right, so don't say shite! Keep America American, I say! Where's Ronald Ray-gun when we need him? This has been a virtual communique from Orillia.

- LH

p.s. I believe you're brothers. Most amusing, indeed! You oughta both get honorary Orillian citizenship, and your own personal McGill porta-potties too.