Anyway, less of this light-hearted banter. We are in serious trouble here. We have a fat, scruffy buffoon of a prime minister who is not just on the ropes, he's wallowing on the urine-soaked deck of the ringside bogs. But our "leader" of the opposition stands on a platform today and, instead of going all open-season on Johnson, he prattles on about how he's "making a contract with the British people" and about how patriotic he is. I'm having trouble here unclenching my buttockry...