Had to say it didn't you Bugsy? Well that's it then..........

Yes, its true. Bugs and I are really sisters, separated at birth, literally as we were cojoined at the groin. After being sent from our birthplace in Greenland to the opposite sides of the planet, we met as adults in a sex change clinic in Helsinki. Even then, we didn't realize the relationship until the doctors ran genetic testing to see if we were candidates for a new surgery involving the use of an elephant's three piece set as a replacement. No one had qualified for this before and when the two of us both were candidates at the same time, the genetics folks investigated and found we were identical down to our 36 IQ's. Sadly, we had only a few minutes together at the airport and the wheelbarrows used for carrying our newly acquired equipment prevented any hugs or actual contact. We both look forward to the day when we can get together again and share a prayer for Mumbasa and Khalil, the two elephants that gave there all and brought us together.

Spaw