Today my (cell) phone rang me with an offer that sounds almost too good to refuse, i.e. "Jorge from India (actually my text read 'from indeed' but what does it know?) needs a personal assistant. Only 10 hours a week. $500."

I'm thinking I should have informed Jorge that I am independently wealthy and therefore don't need a job. I am pretty certain he would have then offered the windfall to some needy person and not wasted his time with me.                t