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Thread #170815 Message #4132094
Posted By: Georgiansilver
12-Jan-22 - 10:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Since you appreciated the marathon of one liners.... here are some more which are all connected with singers/groups.
I was de-cluttering so I threw out all my Dusty Springfield memorabilia. Now ‘I just don’t know what to do with my shelf’ !.
My ex wife claimed to be Monkees biggest fan. At first I didn’t believe her ‘’And then I saw her face’
Prince took an airline company to court over missing luggage. He lost his case.
I used to be obsessed with Phil Collins songs but ‘Take a look at me now’!!
I had my photo taken with the group REM. ‘’That’s me in the corner’’!
I thought I heard two onions singing a Bee-Gees song in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was the chives talking.
The Doctor told me I have Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked him ‘’Is it rare’’? He replied ‘’It’s not unusual’’!
I used to think I loved Joni Mitchell but it turns out ‘’I really don’t know love at all’’
I tried to stop my ex going to the Englebert Humperdinck concert but she said ‘’Please release me, let me go’’.
I bought a U2 Sat Nav but it’s useless…. ‘The streets have no name’ and ‘I still haven’t found what I’m looking for’
No-one wants to listen to ‘Whitesnake with me ‘’So here I go again on my own’’
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. ‘’It’s a little fit bunny’’.
My friend Joe went on the ‘Dolly Parton’ diet. It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
I just received a confirmation text that I have won £200 or tickets for an Elvis tribute night…….. it said to press ‘’One for the money, two for the show’’
Joined a Carpenters study group last week. Not done anything yet ‘’We’ve only just begun’’.