The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170815   Message #4132125
Posted By: Steve Shaw
12-Jan-22 - 03:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
"I was de-cluttering so I threw out all my Dusty Springfield memorabilia. Now ‘I just don’t know what to do with my shelf’"

A variant: Sean Connery told me he'd sold all his books. He told me, "I just don't know what to do with my shelf."