The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170815 Message #4132976
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
19-Jan-22 - 05:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
A man is looking in a catalogue for a costume for a fancy dress party. He finds the perfect one - Adam - and sends off his order. After a few days, he receives a small fig leaf but sends it back with a note:
"Dear sirs,
Please send me a larger fig leaf. This one
is not big enough to cover my requirements.
Yours sincerely, "
He receives the replacement but, again, returns it saying that it was not large enough to cover his requirements.
The same thing occurred with the large, XL and XXL sizes. Each time he returned it as not being large enough to cover his requirements.
Eventually, the supplier wrote to him offering him a custom made, quadruple extra large size, adding
"This is the largest size we are able to make. If this does not suffice, we suggest that you stick your requirements in your ear and go as a petrol pump."
DC