As with Dud applying for the job of Tarzan, even though he had only the one leg ("a unidexter"), with Pete as the interviewer:

Pete:
Well, Mr. Spiggott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?

Dud:
Yes, I think you ought to.

Pete:
Need I say without overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.

Dud:
The leg division?

Pete:
Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you....