Not sure about that, Kevin. The earthquake that removing the royals would create would have the rest of the establishment quivering in their fur-lined boots at the very least. Still, we know it won't happen, unless some terrible revelation about Charles emerges, but it's fun contemplating it. Does he still talk to his weeds and conduct Beethoven in front of his bedroom mirror? Does he still believe that expensive solutions containing no ingredients bar water can cure diseases? And has he finally ditched his ambition to be one of Camilla's t*amp*ons? Does he still wear built-up shoes due to his inferiority complex about his small stature?