I've either bought or subscribed to the Guardian for fifty years. Until recently, in "know thine enemy" mode, I'd get a free Daily Mail with my My Waitrose card, about once a fortnight. The coverage of the royals, and the dissing of the ones who fall by the wayside (unsurprisingly frequent) is legendary. They'd be nothing without the metaphorical front page. Try it and see, but hold your nose. Sadly, the free paper with a ten-quid spend is coming to an end this month. The Mail is the royals' best friend.