Steve, what do you call a device that's clamped to a workbench and has two jaws and a handle? When an item if placed between the jaws and the handle is turned, the item is eventually clamped in place.

Something cute: I was just watching a video on how to cook pork ribs, and the cook said, "Now put on some W sauce. This stuff. (displays a bottle of Worcestershire sauce) Pronounce it however you want."