I started at one time writing "One ton o' Maalox"
(Tune Guantanamara)

Chorus:
One ton o' Maalox,
Oh I need One ton o' Maalox
One ton o' Maalox
Yes I need One ton o' Maalox

Well I ate four burritos
And a whole plate of nachos
Three big enchiladas
And three or four tacos
Now I need One ton o' Maalox
Yes I need One ton o' Maalox

chorus

The words mean "I am a man who has eaten too much..."

Anyone want to help me finish this?

Line Breaks <br> added to enhance the existential quality of this lyrical masterpiece.
-Joe Offer-