I'm certain that some people round here wear out their brake linings within a day. You get behind these idiots and their brake lights flicker on about forty times a minute. There are people who brake every single time they see a vehicle coming in the opposite direction. We have a long, gentle hill going down into Bude. I've been behind people who are on the brake pedal for the whole length of that hill. And anyone who has to brake when they are driving uphill approaching a bend should be banned for life.

And as for middle lane hogs...