My favourite is the red warning. Not.

A group of us ceilidhnauts have to be content with a meet-up, dancing** is too social for COVID. Just in a garden centre for coffee.
Today!
I await the cancel message.

** there are signs of green shoots, French/Eurobal, being mostly partner dancing. One can stay with one partner. But some familiar faces are absent, I know one asthma sufferer who is very wary.