A bit of cheating at times, Malcolm, but it's definitely not all-pervasive. A bit of "diving," maybe, exaggerating your victimhood when fouled, squabbling with the ref, etc...

I can outdo you on the McDonald front. I swear that I have never set foot in one in my life...

When I was a student in London half a century ago I did frequent the all-night Wimpy in Gloucester Road. I'll admit that much. Very useful for calming the hunger pangs after a pint or seven...