Has anyone heard a version that goes. . .

I paid my entrance fee, to see that tattooed she

She had Sir Hubert Tree tattooed upon her knee

She had a great big Uniom Jack tattooed across her back

And down below on her big toe Jack Johnson done in black

She had a battleship tattooed upon her hip

And where I could not see, a map of Germany

She had a picture of Harry Lauder right across where she gets broader

And as a mixture, she had a picture of her home in Tennessee.