i see her maj is not so well these days, i wonder if the government is waiting for her demise as a good day to bury bad news (see sue gray, p94)

seriously though, what could possibly be causing the delay for the 2 reports? maybe all our available met officers are on standby to storm into loads of newly-vacated properties of very wealthy russians in the event of some opportunistic crustie shinning up a drainpipe round the back.