To the tune of Rock of Ages:

Chamber's caskets are so fine,
Made of sandal wood and pine.
When your loved ones have to go,
Dial Columbia Triple O.
When your loved ones pass away,
Have them pass the Chamber's way.
Chamber's customers all sing,
"Death O Death, where is they sting?"

Australian Dennis Tracy and two other members of the group sang this one on the 1979 album "No Man's Land." Liner note: "Perhaps unfortunately, the origins of this little number are obscure. It may once have been a radio advertisement in America."

It is a fine performance.