Tune of Soldiers' Chorus from opera «FAUST» by Charles Gounod. In Cubs AND YMCA when I was 7, 8, >.. We also had «Oh, Jemima look at your Auntie Kate. She's in the icebox learning how to skate. First she does the two-step, then the Figure Eight. Now she's on her backside sliding out the gate.»
(other verses disposed of most of the family in similarly resourceful exploitations of limited learning environments.