Date: 28 Mar 22 - 08:44 AM

Twas on the good ship Venus, by gad you should have seen us
the figurehead was a nude in bed sucking a dead mans penis
The captains name was Topper by gad he had a whopper, once round his neck twice round the deck & up his hole for a stopper
The first mates name was Green he invented a wanking machine, on the ninety ninth stroke the fucking thing broke & whipped his balls to cream.
The second mates name was Carter by gad he was a farter, if the wind wouldn't blow the ship wouldn't go so carter the farter would start her