I intend to perpetrate the following in the next Singaround. Once you've been on repeat prescriptions for long enough, this will have happened to you at least once; but twice in six months was Just Too Much.
COME BACK IN THE MORNING
I saw the pharmacist on my way home I saw the pharmacist on my way home I saw the pharmacist on my way home to pick up all my pills and potions ....
[Oops ....]
Come back in the morning I can't yet make up your prescription Come back in the morning I'll try to complete your prescription We're out of stock here We're out of stock here Come back in the morning I can't yet make up your prescription.
The queue for the Doctor's more than four weeks long, The queue for the Doctor's more than four weeks long, The queue for the Doctor's more than four weeks long, so I fill in an old repeat form ....
[Oops squared ....]
Go get an appointment The doctor must change your prescription I've scoured the county I just can't complete this prescription They've ceased production They've ceased production Go get an appointment The doctor must change your prescription.
The NHS can't afford designer drugs, The NHS has to buy the cheapest drugs, The NHS says, Prescribe generic drugs with an uneconomic price tag ....
[Six months later, guess what --- ?]
Come back in the morning I can't yet make up your prescription Come back in the morning The doctor should change your prescription Why don't they ask us? Why don't they listen? Come back in the morning I can't yet make up your prescription.