If you go down to the square today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the square today, you'd better go in disguise
For every nut that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the trumpy bears have their picnic
Every trumpy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of liberal foes to own and traitorous games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and shoot as long as they please
That's the way the trumpy bears have their picnic
Its Carnival time for trump nuts
The white nationalists are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them back home to eat
'Cause they're tired little trump nuts
If you go down in the square today, you'd better not go alone
It's crazy down in the square today, but safer to stay at home
For every nut that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the trumpy bears have their picnic