My Mum used to have a lot of sayings

Oh What fun! Oh what Fun!
Shooting peas up a nanny goats bum

sign out side Fish Shop in St Helens
If it swims Alf's got it!

Mrs Maguire peed on the fire
the Fire was too hot
She peed on the pot
The pot was too round
She peed on the ground
The ground was too flat
She peed on the cat
And the cat ran away with the pee on its back

and other stuff