I had a folk group in college called "Captain Come and the Seamen" (don't laugh, WE GOT A LOT OF GIGS). But you might try one I'd thought of for Germans, "Blau Rauch en Speigelen" or "Blue Smoke and Mirrors" in bad german. If it's a really bad band, just go with "Blue Smoke" which in West Virginia means whats connects where you wuz to where you is. (Kinda like that old saying "Say it with Flares")