As every one in Newcastle knows, when the Angles invaded England many years ago they sailed up the Tyne and disembarked at Newcastle. Now the acute Angles went North and settled in Scotland, the obtuse Angles went south and settled somewhere South of the Humber and became menbers of parlement, but the Right Angles stayed where they were on Tyneside and later invented the true National Anthem which is of course "The Blaydon Races"
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