I intend to (ahem) do the following at next Monday's second-anniversay Singaround.
ALL HOOKED UP
Tune: Elvis Presley's All Shook Up
A-well a-bless a-my soul, what's a-happ'nin' to me? I've got a brand new contract with an ISP, My friends say I've caught the World-Wide Bug, I'm on-line [!] I'm all hooked up, Mm mm mm, Hm, Yea-a-ah.
Well my skills are shaky and my nerves are weak, I go all to pieces when the system feeps, But why should I worry when I have such luck? I'm on-line [!] I'm all hooked up, Mm mm mm, Hm, Yea-a-ah.
Well please don't ask what was on my mind, I'm three grande poorer but I'm feeling fine, With a new computer upon my desk I feel so cool it scares me to death!
When I click that mouse what a thrill I get To know I'm connected to the Internet, One of these days I'm gonna fire it up --- I'm on-line [!] I'm all hooked up, Mm mm mm, Hm, Yea-a-ah.
Though it's all so groovy my one regret Is that nobody has sent me any e-mail yet, But when I phone I'm told I'm doing fine By my friends on my ISP's Help Line ---
The girls there have dubbed me Sir I-D-Ten-T,* I pay through the nose because my site is free, They know they're lucky to have signed me up, I'm on-line [!] I'm all hooked up, Mm mm mm, Hm, Yea-a-ah, Mm mm mm, Hm, Yea-a-ah, I'm all hooked up [!].
* "I-D-Ten-T error" is a term used by helpline operatives, but it is not wise to write the "Ten" as "10" in config-file comments, however annoying the cusstomer may be.