Oh Donuel, what a thoroughly nasty man eh? He's so proud of himself.
A real 'varmint'!
Mr Quackie appeared yesterday, but no sign of his wife or babies. Instead he had a male companion at his side. Has he become gay? I expect Mrs Quackie and her brood are now down by the river, which is far safer for them.
I now have a multitude of hungry starlings who descend on my front garden to eat the bread I put out for them. But they will insist on leaving a 'present' on my neighbour's car which is always parked outside on the road. Should I put up a sign saying 'EAT BUT DON'T POO!'? But no doubt they can't read can they?