As perpetrated at last night's Singaround. When I played it live at the Acoustic Room, I got accused of being well-read, which I still find mystifying.
DESIGNATED ANSWERER OF QUESTIONS by; Dr M J Carter Tune: Dedicated Follower of Fashion, by The Kinks
They phone him here, e-mail him there Allowed to talk, but never swear He knows next to nothing but he's learning on the job as this week's Designated Answerer of Questions.
His hamster-wheel goes spinning round: [spoken] "He sounds polite, but is he sound?" [sung] Calls it "delegation" but he knows it's "pass the buck" when he plays Designated Answerer of Questions.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is) Finds it both efficient and effective Not to know the answer but to know a man who does when he plays Designated Answerer of Questions.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is) Muckin' out the inbox of Augeas So much user feedback even Hercules declined the task of Designated Answerer of Questions.
They phone him here, e-mail him there His turn's come round, he does his share Triaging the army of the seldom-satisfied as this week's Designated Answerer of Questions.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is) When he gets it right he is invisible He's remembered only when his answers hit the fan and he was Designated Answerer of Questions.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is) [spoken] Welcome to the world-view of the goldfish Right up there where ev'ryone can mock your ev'ry move when you are Designated Answerer of Questions, This week's Designated Answerer of Questions, [sung] He's a Designated Answerer of Questions.
.... Since the original context was first-line responder duties at my last place of employment (with flashbacks to the job before that), I suppose this can be called a work song.