Okay, the answer before the question:
I chickened out when I saw this on the menu.
I just couldn't even.
I got in my car and got a quarter-pounder with cheese
at the golden arches of last resort, instead.

I'm getting residential treatment, and for whatever reason,
fried alligator was the main course on the buffet menu.
Right, so I walked over to the buffet servery to look.
Fried something. Fillets, maybe. Deep fried and no way to tell what was under all that batter.

See, I'm chicken even to say this:
I'm a mental patient at the moment. Residential long-term mental health treatment.
So this is what was on the buffet menu tonight at the treatment center dining hall.
Maybe it was a sanity check?
If I ask, they'll say, "You made that up"?

Anyway I don't know how it tasted because I couldn't poke it with a fork,
much less touch it.
Sorry. Thanks for listening,
I just HAD to tell somebody about the deep-fried alligator.