Jamie, can you give us your name so we make sure you're credited? I'd like to sing it, too.

-Joe Offer, Mudcat Music Editor-

P.S. Google says the rate on a 5 per cent strength beer is 95.40 pence per litre – around 54 pence per pint. Beers with a strength below 2.8 per cent are taxed at a lower rate and beers with a strength above 7.5 per cent are taxed at a higher rate. I used to get 15-cent beer in Milwaukee, but those days are long gone. That was for a 7-ounce glass of beer in 1970. Now it can be ten bucks here in California, but that's for 25 ounces.