The weather has been so hot that MOM had the screened-in porch ceiling fan running and was sleeping on the porch swing last night when a rain storm blew in out of the blue. At first she thought the dog was licking her face when she felt the moisture, but it was just rain blowing in through the screen. She realized (with a huge crash of thunder) that it was something else. You should have heard her stomping through the house to change night gowns and go sleep in her own bed.

She was already a bit out of sorts after a friend told her that his drink of choice these days was Budweiser over ice. That would piss me off also!