Wow what an amazing rally! To kick things off The Trump helicopter released 100 turkeys with painted white heads to look like bald eagles and dropped them on the crowd of dozens. Someone failed to realize the turkeys couldn't fly so they either fell to their deaths or pummeled the people below. Then Sarah Palin appeared with her theme song Mazing America
She did her lipstick on a pig joke and was joined by Trump who talked about his crowd size. They were both played off together to the tune of Will It Go Round in Circles by Billy Preston. The fortunate few in the audience will have turkey dinner tonight!