You can't counter the things I'm saying, unfortunately. And you started this by calling me a sad case, somehow deficient, because I don't appreciate doggie joy and affection... It's hard to try to outdo the mass of dog-lovers here and it isn't what I'm about. All I'm doing is putting the minority case. John, you're with Bonzo. Less than 24 hours ago you were telling me not to encourage the muppet. It's make yer mind up time! :-)

(Thinks: Will John now swear at me, the usual thing...?)