We are both negative. That makes me two days, so I'm unshackled! Mrs Steve is waiting until tomorrow, but we are now ditching the testing. We've gone way over and above current guidelines. Fortuitously, I'd done a big food shop just before we suspected that all was not well, and, as the garden is currently providing lots of salad and spuds and herbs, we haven't needed to call on anyone to shop for us, though we've had lots of offers.

The only hangover is that we both have slightly reduced energy levels, but that's improving. Not bad for two septuagenarians, aka two people approaching middle age!