The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170815   Message #4147625
Posted By: Mrrzy
17-Jul-22 - 03:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
From a book translated from Italian:

Somebody got killed. Zap!”

“What’s that supposed to mean, ‘zap’?”

“He got shot.”

"No. A pistol shot goes ‘bang,’ a lupara goes ‘boom,’ a machine gun goes ‘ratatatatat,’ and a knife goes ‘swiss.’ ”