I see that a couple of you are using the joke thread, once again, to tell things that are not jokes

Now where have I heard that before?

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A young lady is talking to one of her friends:

"There have been a lot of family weddings this year. I really enjoyed them but, at each one, granny would poke me with her walking stick, lean over and whisper 'You'll be next'. It got to be really irritating but I just responded with a smile and said nothing.

Then came the chance to show her how annoying it could be. I was surprised at her reaction at that funeral."

DC