Why can you not make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays.

How do you handle hot cheese?
Caerphilly.

How can you entice a bear with some cheese?
Camembert.

How can you hide a horse with cheese?
Mascarpone.

Why does cheese always look sane?
Because everything else on the plate is crackers.

(These are cheese jokes again from my funny sister sent to me this morning.)