TV lullaby

Go to sleep you little baby
Go to sleep you little baby
Everybody's gone in the cotton and the corn
Didn't leave nobody but the baby

Go to sleep to tonight show
sleep to Steve Allen's show
Its past bed time and they say I'll stunt my growth
Then I'd wake up to Dave Garroway (and a chimp?)

Go to sleep to the Jack Par show
Then it would be Johnny Carson
Now I'm a big boy and the TV's not a toy
Then I'd wake up to the Today show

Letterman Leno or Fallon
Doesn't matter what is on
Its the background soundtrack meant to distract
Then I'd wake up to the Today show

Stayin up late may have a sad fate
but now its time for the Colbert show
Sleep I lost has a mysterious cost
Cuz I'm sleeping through the Today show.

Streaming means I watch anytime.
I can sleep but now get up to pee
You and me and the devil makes three
At 6 AM its time for morning Joe show

Go to sleep you little baby
Go to sleep you little baby
Come and lay your bones on the memory foam
And just be ever lovin lazy