The world is on fire and it's too late to fix it. We can't grow food because it never rains. Inflation is turning us into a third-world country (and God knows what will happen to current third world countries...). Half of us will freeze close to death this coming winter. The food banks are running out of food. We can't get to see a doctor or dentist any more, and whatever you do don't come to need an A&E department, let alone an ambulance. Nobody's been running the country for weeks.



But never mind. Grant Shapps wants to put number plates on pushbikes...