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Thread #165631 Message #4150777
Posted By: GUEST,The Ancient Matriarch Herself
22-Aug-22 - 10:48 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
Subject: RE: ADD: Songs of the Ancient Matriarch (Holly Tannen)
I’m Not A Boy Tune: The Yellow Rose of Texas, or any good tune Words: F the Ineffable
I‘m not a boy, said little Fred Said Joe, I’m OCD I’m ADHD, Marnie said, And Laura's gluten-free.
Art said, I want to be a geek And work at Livermore Bill cried, I am a Jesus freak Said Karl, I worship Thor.
Their mothers told them not to shout Or quarrel as they played. “I hope they get that sorted out Before they start first grade.”