I’m Not A Boy
Tune: The Yellow Rose of Texas, or any good tune
Words: F the Ineffable


I‘m not a boy, said little Fred
Said Joe, I’m OCD
I’m ADHD, Marnie said,
And Laura's gluten-free.

Art said, I want to be a geek
And work at Livermore
Bill cried, I am a Jesus freak
Said Karl, I worship Thor.

Their mothers told them not to shout
Or quarrel as they played.
“I hope they get that sorted out
Before they start first grade.”