Find, follow, feel, f***, forget. If I remember. Fingers are beginning to forget I guess.

I decided to trawl the net but need better search criteria, however an NZ site offered these

Couple Has Indeed Now Adjusted (20th) wedding anniversary.

Coupled Hearts In Natural Accord

Men Always Less Than Angelic

Frequently Reckoned As Narcissistic, Chauvinist Europeans

and many of that ilk

There was one for Liverpool but it has a nuaghty word of more than four letters and I don't understand it. Attributed to Jo Brand.