The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170815   Message #4151007
Posted By: Donuel
25-Aug-22 - 08:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
I am personally glad ifmy remarks about the totalitarian supernatural man made nonsense in the old and new Testament offends. Christian nationalism is offensive to me.
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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Mormon? A person who knocks on your door for no particular reason.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Too Mennonite.

Christians in church are called a flock because they are shorn before they are eaten.

Christians have more proslitutes than Jews.

Trump needs a podium because if he can't be erect at least he can be upright.

Murder, rape, perjury, theft, extortion. 4 out of five is not bad for Trump. Putin gets a perfect 5

Truisms:

Thomas Jefferson wrote there should always be a wall between Religion and politics in America.
America, build that wall !

America is a land of freedom provided you can buy every single right, license, fee or property for yourself.

Religion often defends itself by saying that it is providing society with social utility, I say water, electricity and sewerage are at least true utilities.

SCROTUS* has kicked the GOP in the balls with their removal of female health rights.
*Supreme Court Republicans of the United States.

Trump on illegal immigrants;
Speaking English was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for me.