Re Marina Hyde's comment: Nail Head, this is Hammer Head; Hammer, meet Nail. I'm increasingly of the opinion that Trussed ("because I'm worthless") is only ahead because she's de Pfeffel's anointed successor, and that he's only anointing her because he doesn't want to go down in history as the worst English PM of all time.

.... And oh how I wish I'd perverted that scent tag-line earlier, while it still had a chance to change at least one mind.