Seen in our local butchers the other day: amongst the sausages, one set with a sign boldly saying "Low Fat Welsh Dragon". Perhaps next time we're in town, my suggestion will have been taken up, and there'll be another sign saying "No Georges were harmed in the preparation of these sausages".

.... Afterthought: That butchers' shop prides itself on only selling meat that's come from within thirty miles of the shop. But the dragon need only have been *shot* within said thirty miles, which means they could also add a sign saying "free range".