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Thread #170815 Message #4151722
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
01-Sep-22 - 07:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
A pensioner had been nagging her husband to get their financial affairs in order now they were getting on a bit in years. They took a trip into town, first to the insurance brokers, where the man took out a hefty life insurance. Next to the solicitor’s where they sorted out his will, leaving everything to his wife. Then on to the bank where he arranged to give his wife access to all his accounts.
As they were about to leave the bank, they heard a mighty crash and a masked man, carrying a sawn-off shotgun, burst through the door. One brave bank employee tackled the robber and pulled his mask away. Quickly replacing it, the robber shouted “you saw my face”, raised his gun and blasted the employee square in the chest. Turning to the cowering customers, he shouted “did anyone see my face?”. The couple were nearest and he thrust his gun at the woman and shouted “did you see my face?”
“N.. n .no!” she stammered, “but my husband did”.
DC