As Steve Shaw gloats that he is the paragon of virtue and empathy behind his vale of tears I am banned from the Joke thread which burns my cookies. They were Bill Mahre style original jokes but even Bill can not do shows at college campuses anymore.
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At the mid term polling place a Trump poll watcher overheard I was a Democrat when I was registering so he shouted "you should vote with your feet" so I kicked him in the balls.

People with abusive personalities should disabuse themselves.

Kidnapping immigrants by embagelment across state lines is not as Jewish as it sounds but it does carry a 20 year minimum sentence.