‘Nottinam’ and ‘Birminam’.
"The kind of language, up with which we will not put" Winston S Churchill

But, cough, isn't there a song called "Nottanum Town"? And we in the (much posher) Black Country** invariably referred to Brumagem in lazy slang as Brum.

**Wedgebury since you ask (or Wodensburg for the traditionalists)