'It's not "Nottinham". It's "No'ingem".'
Sorry, that's wrong. As someone born and bred in the city, it's called Nottanum (and the 'a' is almost non-existent).
And for Nottanum folk, it's Darbeh, as well, at the other end of Brian Clough ('Cluffeh') Way.
Yo' cummin' dahn ar alleh, yoth?