Indeed, Sire! There is a special corner of the Oubliette for those who cause offence to Your Most Imperial Self and The Empress Patricia, and indeed by extension to any members of the Imperial Family.

Please accept our most hearty felicitations, from the Imperial Torturer and Spouse!

JennieG
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
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(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)